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The Real Pictures Of Suri Cruise
Holy crap, she exists! Tonight, on her first night hosting the CBS Evening News, Katie Couric showed us the new pictures of Suri Cruise in Vanity Fair: More pics after the jump.
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Paris Hilton Is A Sad Clown
On the left: The sad clown. On the right: Paris Hilton crying after she and Brandon Davis were turned away from nightclub Bungalow 8. More pics at wwtdd.com.
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John Mayer Thinks Jessica Simpson Is Desperate
Page Six is reporting that John Mayer has already dumped Jessica Simpson. Last week, People Magazine declared the couple “in love”, but John begs to differ. He thinks that Jessica was using their...
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Paris Hilton Arrested For DUI
America’s favorite amateur porn star pulled a Mel Gibson last night. Well, minus that whole anti-Semitic tirade thing. Paris Hilton was pulled over for driving erratically in her Mercedes Benz McLaren...
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John Mayer Has A Dark, Small Penis
Do you know that little voice inside your head who stops you from saying things you shouldn’t? Apparently John Mayer doesn’t have that voice. Excerpts from John Mayer’s Rolling Stone interview, via US...
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I’m Not Dead
Regular posting returns next week… still in the process of moving and haven’t had a chance to post daily. Thanks for your patience, I love you all!
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Lindsay Lohan Likes To Buy Naughty Gifts
As if there was ever any doubt, we now know that Lindsay Lohan is as big of a perv as the rest of us. The actress has supposedly been sending her friends sex toys as gifts. A source tells Britain’s...
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John Travolta Kisses Other Men On The Mouth
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I just thought you might like to see it: Source: National Enquirer via ONTD
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Suri Cruise’s Poop Sculpture
From the genius artist who brought us “Naked Britney on a Bearskin Rug”, it’s a bronze sculpture of Suri Cruise’s poop. E! News reports: “Babies mostly breast-feed for the first four months, so a...
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The Best New Song Of The Year
If you haven’t heard this song yet, you must! It’s from a band called The OK Go Away Paris Hilton Apparatus! and it’s my favorite new song of the summer. Listen to it here. A Showbiz Stupidity...
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